Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.
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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai

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or
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sab doob gaye,kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p
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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed,He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
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Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
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Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily,you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
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one day sardar was riding bike,and his wife's hand was roaming here and there,,,sardar got excited,and crashed his bike... people came running... they said,sardarji,accha hua baal baal bachj gaye... he said "dhur.. baal baal bach gaye magar baki sab ukhar gaye
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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes,I saw dad!
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Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
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A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
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The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers,said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.