You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second,don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
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Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
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Ur 5 qualities:

1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
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6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots,after reading the first truth,try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now,because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
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Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus,isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
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KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
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What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……