Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity
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Description of SMS

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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo,te wely..!
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Doctor:Madam,your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc,when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
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Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)