Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
Answer: Yes,because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Santa taklu he
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ??? Kion k
Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)
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Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is “TALK”).
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Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain, Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Answer: air hostess
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I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body. Now if U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere! Guess what ???!
HAIR AIR
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- Answer : CHAIR
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Solve this riddle:-
“The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
Answer=Chathuringmes
(It is a technical word for worms)